Poop personified!

The Turd Hall of Fame

Duders, these are pretty much my favorite comics on this site. I mean, I love them all equally, as they are my children. But yeah, sometimes your kids are ugly unfunny mofo’s, so naturally you start to develop favorites.

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Feb. 24, 2009 – “Somebody pass me the butter.” (#13)
I guess I like this one for a lot of reason. First, it’s one of the first times I started drawing non-stick figures and got the general “look” of my characters. Second, I love puns. Third, I love bread. 
And it's a freakishly strong roll!

Feb. 17, 2009 – “I thought it was just illegal…” (#5)
This one has a special place in my heart, because it deals with music piracy. Not that I have ever pirated music. But, just sayin’…I think it’s funny.
"But St. Peter, it was only because I am philosophically against DRM!"

March 2, 2009 – “They make your feet stink.” (#14)
I have an overwhelming hatred for crocs. Seriously.
Don't wear these if you want to be my friend.

April 8, 2009 – “You can be seen with the naked eye. (#31)
This dumb looking naked eyeball is probably the first thing I ever drew that I thought, “hmm, this could be a comic”. I used to get really bored in organic chemistry in college, and to fight off sleep I would doodle random things. Well, one day the professor described something as having a “neck tie” shape. Well, she’s an older Asian lady, so she said it more like “neck-a tie”. Me, in my half-awake state of mind, heard “naked eye”, and instantly drew an eyeball in a bathtown in my notes. Little did I know this would one day be the motivation for an entire website!

This dude is one of the many doodles in my organic chemistry notebook.

March 30, 2009 – “Cat 1 Human 0” (#26)
This is the first comic featuring Stevens, the lovable cat who just happens to shit all the time, usually out of spite. The inspiration for this cat comes from a friend of mine who has a cat somewhat similar to this (i.e. it shits in random places, usually when it’s not getting enough attention or is mad).
Don't let anyone ever tell you cats can't understand what you're saying.

April 22, 2009 – “Monster booger” (#40)
For whatever reason, I just find boogers funny. This was also the first time I really tried to draw a hand up close. As you can see, I’m not very good at drawing, but I guess you get the point regardless.
Don't act like you don't pick your nose.

May 20, 2009 – “You can never be too careful” (#59)
I really like how people used to wear these masks hardcore back in the bird flu days, but since this pig version has come about (which, of course, has very little to do with swine…) people seem too cool for masks. DESPITE THE RADNESS.
Crotch masks: for when abstinence just isn't safe enough.

June 10, 2009 – “Freedom’s penis” (#74)
This just happens to coincide with a trip I made to Washington D.C. I know, I know, big surprise. Anyway, I like dick jokes. I know, I know, big surprise.
It's funny because the monument looks like a penis.

June 15, 2009 – “I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board – Remake!” (#77)
You probably don’t know this unless you know me personally, but I am kind of a Star Wars fan. Like, a big one. A really big one. So this is my first attempt to show that. Well, a remake of my first attempt. Dude, I could not draw for shit when I first started this comic. I still can’t, but at least it’s halfway decent.
I'm almost embarassed by how bad the first version of this looked!

June 18, 2009 – “If I ruled the world” (#80)
This comic is more or less a compilation of doodles I did on a plane over the summer. Turns out, I have a strange imagination.
Trust me, there is way more cool shit where this came from.

July 1, 2009 – “My hair is so full of body”(#89)
Back when I was in high school I chanced upon a bottle of placenta shampoo. Now, I kind of assumed it wasn’t what it sounded like, but I’ll be damned if the image of a baby growing out of a person’s head didn’t tickle my fancy.
Since this shampoo is real, I have a few questions: a) is it real placenta, b) if so, what animal does it come from..., and c) how gross would it be to drink it?

July 29, 2009 – “Wingman” (#109)
A little bit of pun, a little bit of awesome science bar name action. Honestly though, I really want to open a bar with this name someday. Sure, nobody but geeks would get it. But these are my people, and they deserve a nerdy place to get their drink on.
Don't you agree that is the BEST name for a bar ever?

August 7, 2009 – “Eats anything in its path” (#116)
I have a special place in my heart for science guy, and a special place in my leg or foot for pacman. So, I’m only moderately “into” it, since it was slightly before my time.
Hey...wait a minute...that organism looks like Pac-Man!