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Point Break is always the wrong answer (#86)

Alright, I actually like Point Break. But it's cool to hate on Keanu.

Keep your nose clean, kids. (#50!!!)

Ok, I'm not actually sure if you can get crabs in your nose. I kind of suspect you can, but I'm not really willing to test this theory.

I guess his board should be made of ice? (#49)

I'm pretty seriously considering surfing with a mask on tomorrow...YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.

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