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		<title>Squeezed from the beaker (#85)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Name, pt. 2 (#83)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Name, pt. 1 (#82)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/06/22/the-name-pt-1-82/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Some links are impossible to find (#60)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/05/21/some-links-are-impossible-to-find-61/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 08:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Daylight savings blows. (#18)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/03/09/daylight-savings-blows-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I could turn back time / If I could get more sla-eep. 
I'd take back that wasted hour / And I'd staaaaaay / 
....in bed / oh baby.]]></description>
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		<title>Only you&#8230;can freak me out. (#15)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/03/04/only-youcan-freak-me-out-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was deathly afraid of this damn tape-playing son of a bitch when I was a kid.
Consequently, I now have a hatred of all talking bears. 
Sorry, Smokey.
Stop pointing that damn finger at me, bear. Don't make me start a fire.]]></description>
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		<title>They make your feet stink. (#14)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/03/02/they-make-your-feet-stink-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crocs]]></category>
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		<title>Charles has a great idea for a shirt (#1)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2008/04/06/charles-has-a-great-idea-for-a-shirt-1/</link>
		<comments>http://waxturds.com/2008/04/06/charles-has-a-great-idea-for-a-shirt-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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