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		<title>Read the sign (#280)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Good thing they don&#8217;t make bikes (#277)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Too _____ to bike (#276)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>1-15-09. Oh, dang! (#224)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2010/01/15/1-15-09-oh-dang-224/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nothing exciting ever happens here (#170)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/10/23/nothing-exciting-ever-happens-here-170/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Bike Sale (#167)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/10/20/bike-sale-167/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Life is like watching a box of chocolates on TV (#166)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/10/19/life-is-like-watching-a-box-of-chocolates-on-tv-166/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8220;A rough ride&#8221; (#134)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/09/02/a-rough-ride-134/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>New bike helmet, revisited (#126)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/08/21/new-bike-helmet-revisited-126/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>_Jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>New helmet, Pt. 2 (#114)</title>
		<link>http://waxturds.com/2009/08/05/new-helmet-pt-2-114/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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