Spy games have concluded
It only took five days for the perpetrator of trash chute laziness to strike again, and this time we were ready. Little did she know that some of her completely awesome neighbors were video taping the trash chute doorway, just waiting for her to drop a proverbial deuce on our societal niceties.
As you can see, it’s kind of hard to see the person actually doing the dirty deed (done dirt cheap?). It just so happened that she dropped off the trash around dusk, which is the worst time for filming in terms of lighting. But thankfully she made yet another error in her trash habits – she threw away a bunch of freaking mail without shredding it! I mean, come on! If you’re going to leave your trash in a hallway, at least make it somewhat difficult for us to find out who it is. We would have had a much harder time finding out just from the video, as we’d have to keep an eye out for the chick and then watch where she goes. A little creepy I’ll admit, but I think we already crossed that line when we decided to put a camera up. One thing was for sure: we were damned determined to figure out who this zero was, no matter what the cost.
You may be wondering, now what? Well for starters, we took her trash, put a bunch of stinky food in it, and put it back on her doorstep. And then we threw in some of our trash for good measure. No, I didn’t drop a literal deuce on her doorstep as I previously said I would. Honestly, I just haven’t had to go yet. Maybe it’s going overboard though. Or maybe it’s just awesome enough that it needs to be done…I haven’t quite decided yet. But mark my words: If I see another pile of trash outside the chute, I can guarantee you it will be done.
In the mean time, she’ll be taking out our trash for awhile.
Ah, I feel just like this.
Tags: lazy neighbors, spy games, trash chute
Random | _Jason | 
March 31, 2008 2:12 pm | 
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