Emails can be fun

So for the past few months I’ve been receiving resumes via email. That would be fine and all, if I was, you know, hiring or something. There is apparently someone with the same name as me who is too dumb to realize he’s been giving out the wrong email address to potential candidates. What’s worse, he also told the dumb company he works for that my email is actually his as well, so I’ve been receiving resumes from them as well as directly from people looking for jobs. AWESOME.

On many occasions I’ve emailed the sender back informing them of their error, which of course has never been answered or even acknowledged. Well this morning that all changed, and the person at the company decided to give me a “what for” on how I’m not polite. Well, thankfully for me I’m an asshole with some free time and a love of fake religions. Below is what went down: