el gato odia el agua

So it turns out my girlfriend’s cat has fleas, so I gave that mofo a flea bath yesterday. It started out ok, I think she was too scared to really freak out. But after about 15 minutes, she was pissed. That fucker scratched the shit out of me, and managed to stick a claw into my shoulder like, all the way. The whole claw. And that thing is curved like a fish hook. I totally have a bruise from a cat claw going into my body, and that shit kind of hurts.

So, don’t give a cat a bath, unless it’s like this. Especially when you can just put some little tube of gel on their neck that kill the fleas better.

Other things.

Paying back student loans sucks donkey balls. They are a necessary evil I suppose, and I really don’t have that much compared to most college graduates. But still, donkey balls.

GTA IV is completely and totally awesome.

Most Lean Cuisine/Healthy Choice/Smart Ones are gross. Specifically, the weird sauce that they put on the food. I’ve had 5 different ones, and they all taste like shit. I just want the meat and the vegetables, don’t put that sauce on it. I don’t like it. This makes me want to eat a pizza or a pot pie instead, and that’s why I’m fat, dammit.

My roommate and I are going to build a ping pong table, because those fuckers are way too expensive in a store. We’re just the right combination of smart and bored enough to do this, which leaves me to believe it will be awesome.

Played beer pong for the first time, and I’m not too bad. That, combined with my fairly high tolerance for OH groups was the primary inspiration for said ping pong table.