Dude, fuck this day

I just dropped my damn lunch on the damn dirty floor of my lab. And I can’t just pick it up and eat it, because it was like rice and mushy beans that will absorb every gross thing that has been on my floor. Then I went and bought a damn fountain drink to make me feel better and less hungry, and dropped it within a minute of buying it. I have swollen retarded fucking fingers today, and it’s pissing me off.

Dude fuck this day.

Also, this is why Yankees fans are assholes. Fuck them too.