Pizza, Flash and I have been talking shit on you.

Pizza, we need to have a talk.

Dude, fuck pizza. Seriously.

I eat way too much of it, and I always feel like ass afterwards. Maybe it’s the grease, maybe it’s the cheese that I can’t properly digest, maybe it’s just because anything that tastes good is just supposed to make you feel like shit. Whatever it is, I’m sick of it.

I’m not eating pizza. For, like, at least a week. I’m serious this time.