Alright, the “iPad” has finally been officially announced. Can we move the fuck on now, tech websites/twitter/news sites?

From Engadget

So, this is pretty much how my year went when it comes to bikes.

• Rockadile restoration – fixed up my old mountain bike.
• Realized my abilities to “fix up” an old bike were not exactly great.
• Decided to get a super cheap road bike.
• Spent many hours trying to get that damn thing working.
• Got it working pretty ok, did a lot of commuting on it.
• Got hit by a car on said road bike. Not really into commuting as much.
• My Rockadile mountain bike gets stolen from my garage. Road bike is left behind.
• Cry a little.
• GET A NEW EFFIN NOVARA MOUNTAIN BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS
• ?
• Profit!

So for the past few months I’ve been receiving resumes via email. That would be fine and all, if I was, you know, hiring or something. There is apparently someone with the same name as me who is too dumb to realize he’s been giving out the wrong email address to potential candidates. What’s worse, he also told the dumb company he works for that my email is actually his as well, so I’ve been receiving resumes from them as well as directly from people looking for jobs. AWESOME.

On many occasions I’ve emailed the sender back informing them of their error, which of course has never been answered or even acknowledged. Well this morning that all changed, and the person at the company decided to give me a “what for” on how I’m not polite. Well, thankfully for me I’m an asshole with some free time and a love of fake religions. Below is what went down:

“I don’t have a whole lot of mercy for the bad guys; I’m on the good guys’ side.”
-Sarah Palin

Unfortunately, “bad guys” don’t usually realize they are the bad guy. If things were that easy, the world would probably be a much different place. Here’s to hoping that (god forbid) if she ever regains any kind of political power, she doesn’t use this kind of logic when dealing with foreign policy (or shit, even domestic policy).

Yeah, I took this quote out of context and used it to make my own point. Maybe I should consider running for office? SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

P.S. Dinosaur Train rules, I wish this was around when I was a kid.

Yep, ’tis the season.

So it’s Thanksgiving tomorrow, duders.

I’ve recently taken it upon myself to rewatch all of Arrested Development. Jesus dude, that show was SO good. I really hope that movie they’re making doesn’t blow.

I’ve been playing relatively obscene amounts of Modern Warfare 2. I don’t even really like multiplayer games that much, but I’m hella playing it. The same thing happened with Modern Warfare. Go figure? Controversy aside, that game pretty much rocks in every way possible.

Los Angeles weather in the winter is pretty much the greatest thing ever. It’s like, a little cold at night I guess. But it’s totally shorts weather during the day, with sleeves longer than elbows totally optional.

I’ve been learning to play guitar and stuff. It’s kinda hard, guys. I mean, I like that it’s hard, but it’s just slightly harder than I was expecting. Apparently my Rock Band / Guitar Hero skills don’t really translate to real instruments very well. OK, maybe for singing, if that counts? And I’m pretty sure I could play just about any Weezer song on drums now.

Speaking of music, I dig Them Crooked Vultures. They’re good, dudes.

I’m really much to lazy to blog sometimes.

“Americans would elect a ham sandwich for president if it would promise them jobs and a higher income.” – Ron Bonjean, GOP strategist

Condescending? Check
Ignorant? Check.
Delicious? Check.

I took down the admittedly awesome Halloween skin for my comic site and decided to actually change more than just the banner and the background back to “normal”. So, bam.

I mostly wanted to start getting away from the mustard orange/yellow color I had previously. I really like that color, but I’m starting to get sick of it. So behold, lighter yellow. I’m toying with some totally new colors, and even some new layouts, but that is a major overhaul and I’m not sure I want to do that just yet. Maybe next year?

The rumors are true: I totally got a guitar! No, no, not a Rock Band/Guitar Hero guitar, dude. A real guitar.

I’ve been thinking about getting one for a few years now, but for some reason was too lame to actually go through with it. Well, no more!

Here’s my new baby: a sweet-ass red Fender Squier Strat! It’s totally beginner, but it’s pretty much perfect in every way possible that I can think of.

I was a tad bored yesterday, so I decided to give my comic site a new color scheme. Check it out!