Archives
Wax Turds Comics archives for all your viewing needs!
There are some recurring themes and characters in the Wax Turds universe, so here are compilations of those:
There are currently 315 comics in the archive.
Expand All
- April 2011 (1)
- May 2010 (15)
- 21: You can lead a cat to water (#314)
- 20: No more heroes (#313)
- 19: Lost in platitudes (#312)
- 18: 2012 equals 🙁 (#311)
- 17: More productive (#310)
- 14: New costume ideas (#309)
- 13: A simple question (#308)
- 12: Does not respond well to criticism (#307)
- 11: A new weapon (#306)
- 10: Stevens’ kryptonite (#305)
- 07: Up in the sky (#304)
- 06: Batman? Not so much. (#303)
- 05: Stevens gets a new gig (#302)
- 04: Birth of a hero (#301)
- 03: teh l337 (#300)
- April 2010 (22)
- 30: Pushing it to the limit (#299)
- 29: The reunion (#298)
- 28: So how’d you hear about us? (#297)
- 27: The Feline Persuasion (#296)
- 26: Eye for an eye (#295)
- 23: Illegitimate kittens (#294)
- 22: Stevens’ balls are not the problem (#293)
- 21: He’s a real tomcat (#292)
- 20: Kitty rehab (#291)
- 19: 21 or 70 (#290)
- 16: Nothing more edgy (#289)
- 15: The Iceman’s bite (#288)
- 14: Well, maybe I don’t totally love how it sounds (#287)
- 13: Coco is a go-go (#286)
- 12: A beef with you (#285)
- 09: Just do it (#284)
- 08: Mellow yellow (#283)
- 07: Hella chihuahuas (#282)
- 06: Baseball is back (#281)
- 05: Read the sign (#280)
- 02: Pshh, no. (#279)
- 01: April O’Neil Day (#278)
- March 2010 (23)
- 31: Good thing they don’t make bikes (#277)
- 30: Too _____ to bike (#276)
- 29: Hey…wait a minute… (#275)
- 26: A couple of ugly grills (#274)
- 25: Rad / Bad – Turtle Edition (#273)
- 24: More lessons from Seinfeld (#272)
- 23: My favorite Yogiism (#271)
- 22: History repeats itself (#270)
- 19: It’s called “right” for a reason, people (#269)
- 18: Love at first pinch (#268)
- 17: Now that’s what I call a bet (#267)
- 16: Yeah, it’s a day or so late. I blame Benjamin Franklin. (#266)
- 15: woosh isn’t supposed to be the sound it makes (#265)
- 12: If only these sirens would stay on the island (#264)
- 11: You’re not the only one who’s Lost (#263)
- 10: A wiener by any other name… (#262)
- 09: And I bet you thought that only worked in Monopoly (#261)
- 08: Buzzwords (#260)
- 05: Beverage parties don’t have to be lame! (#259)
- 04: Personifying the snow (#258)
- 03: Subduction junction, what’s your function (#257)
- 02: Purell strikes again (#256)
- 01: Coolio is an aphrodisiac (#255)
- February 2010 (20)
- 26: Victoria’s Secret bags (#254)
- 25: A nice surprise (#253)
- 24: Amish dolls (#252)
- 23: Funyuns (#251)
- 22: My tea party (#250)
- 19: The hero’s smile (#249)
- 18: The hero returns; and this time, he’s out for blood! (#248)
- 17: e-scent should at least be optional (#247)
- 16: Oh…darn. (#246)
- 15: Presidents’ Day, in some places at least (#245)
- 12: V-Day (#244)
- 11: X is so edgy! (#243)
- 10: Soccer isn’t our fault! (#242)
- 09: The great educator (#241)
- 08: The near future (#240)
- 05: Star (Trek) crossed lovers (#239)
- 04: Oscar noms (#238)
- 03: OK, maybe not the best example (#237)
- 02: Greengrocer’s apostrophes (#236)
- 01: Pirates vs. Ninjas is so 2009 (#235)
- January 2010 (20)
- 29: Lessons (#234)
- 28: AAAHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! (#233)
- 27: Splinter (#232)
- 26: I don’t think she’s serious about it (#231)
- 25: The Lean Pockets diet (#230)
- 22: Helen Hunt was definitely in on it (#229)
- 21: There are no good American bumblers (#228)
- 20: My what a big screen you have (#227)
- 19: Team Ghostal (#226)
- 18: @levarburton (#225)
- 15: 1-15-09. Oh, dang! (#224)
- 14: Red shirt (#223)
- 13: I really really like idea 1 (#222)
- 12: Turn signals are so underrated (#221)
- 11: Let me graph that for you (#220)
- 08: Ke-mo sah-bee (#219)
- 07: Gefilte fish (#218)
- 06: Tiger is good at what he does (#217)
- 05: It rhymes with 2009, you guys (#216)
- 04: Pondering the McRib (#215)
- December 2009 (19)
- 25: Happy Festivus! (#214)
- 24: Jingle, well, some of the way. I guess. (#213)
- 23: Only two options (#212)
- 22: Ho Ho Ho (#211)
- 21: One, two, Santa’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door (#210)
- 18: And now for a surprise guest [Pt. 5] (#209)
- 17: Stevens: A cat reformed [Pt. 4] (#208)
- 16: Stevens is going to boot camp [Pt. 3] (#207)
- 15: Audience participation [Pt. 2] (#206)
- 14: In the case of 2 day old poop…Stevens, you ARE the father [Pt. 1] (#205)
- 11: Technically, your mother is an app store (#204)
- 10: Going green (#203)
- 09: A travesty (#202)
- 08: Sweet sweat (#201)
- 07: Those are not the kind of pencils I want to see (#200)
- 04: A disturbance (#199)
- 03: Geophagy (#198)
- 02: Some people I just cannot get down with! (#197)
- 01: Girth Panels (#196)
- November 2009 (20)
- 30: Dirth Panels (#195)
- 26: Y’all be Trp’in (#194)
- 25: Leftovers (#193)
- 24: Tofurkey (#192)
- 23: A tad awkward (#191)
- 20: One of the many reasons you should mess with Texas (#190)
- 19: Goin’ Rogue-ish (#189)
- 18: Controversy, you guys! (#188)
- 17: Hell House (#187)
- 16: A Sloppy Joe by any other name… (#186)
- 13: Ono he did’int (#185)
- 12: They are total cheaters, man (#184)
- 11: Armistice Day (#183)
- 10: The great debate (#182)
- 09: Old-fashioned (#181)
- 06: A hard C (#180)
- 05: The November Classic? (#179)
- 04: They pretty much are (#178)
- 03: OK, maybe a small amount of pun intended (#177)
- 02: Time flies (#176)
- October 2009 (22)
- 30: Trust me, it’s scary. (#175)
- 29: Why Halloween is rad in Nevada (#174)
- 28: That’s a pretty scary condom if you ask me (#173)
- 27: A scary invention (#172)
- 26: Gary Wright = love at first sight (#171)
- 23: Nothing exciting ever happens here (#170)
- 22: Just blame the juice (#169)
- 21: A big glass of milk is the secret (#168)
- 20: Bike Sale (#167)
- 19: Life is like watching a box of chocolates on TV (#166)
- 16: It must run in the family (#165)
- 15: Password (#164)
- 14: Costume ideas (#163)
- 13: I wish I could walk West and find cool stuff (#162)
- 12: Google as a verb (#161)
- 09: Remakes (#160)
- 08: Pretty much never a good idea (#159)
- 07: Circles (#158)
- 06: Sad, but true. (#157)
- 05: The “K-word” (#156)
- 02: An abomination (#155)
- 01: Sans caffeine pills (#154)
- September 2009 (21)
- 30: Biden the prankster and the Dean Scream. (#153)
- 29: Humanity is doomed, duders. (#152)
- 28: The PETA Files (#151)
- 25: Indiana Jones 5 (#150)
- 24: Quality apparel (#149)
- 23: I don’t see the correlation (#148)
- 22: “Town hall meeting” (#147)
- 21: “Not so jolly” (#146)
- 18: Holy crap (#145)
- 17: Biden the prankster (#144)
- 16: He’s a real ladies’ robot (#143)
- 15: Daisy Bell (#142)
- 14: JCN-9000 (#141)
- 11: Hedonism (#140)
- 10: “That would be illogical” (#139)
- 09: teh revenges (#138)
- 08: “Evil twin” (#137)
- 04: Labor Day B-day (#136)
- 03: < Displaying user's thoughts > (#135)
- 02: “A rough ride” (#134)
- 01: “STdate.com” (#133)
- August 2009 (21)
- 31: Little green men (#132)
- 28: Cat vs. Dunce Cap (#131)
- 27: Top search term, revisited (#130)
- 26: Top search term (#129)
- 25: Should have gone with Sandpiper Air (#128)
- 24: Bathroom revenge (#127)
- 21: New bike helmet, revisited (#126)
- 20: Cat vs. Lizard (#125)
- 19: Just makin’ some turds (#124)
- 18: The highest form of male intimacy (#123)
- 17: “Down south” (#122)
- 14: Cat Stevens’ Organic Fertilizer Co., Pt. 3 (#121)
- 13: Cat Stevens’ Organic Fertilizer Co., Pt. 2 (#120)
- 12: Cat Stevens’ Organic Fertilizer Co., Pt. 1 (#119)
- 11: Two Heroes (#118)
- 10: “Blood Hero” (#117)
- 07: “Eats anything in its path” (#116)
- 06: Recommendation (#115)
- 05: New helmet, Pt. 2 (#114)
- 04: New helmet, Pt. 1 (#113)
- 03: Fancy cellphone (#112)
- July 2009 (23)
- 31: Cat vs. Diaper (#111)
- 30: “Like climbing a mountain” (#110)
- 29: “Wingman” (#109)
- 28: “Lucky Pierre” (#108)
- 27: “BSA” (#107)
- 24: “Scientifc efficiency” (#106)
- 23: The Illumidarwin (#105)
- 22: “I better get Xenu on the phone.” (#104)
- 21: Spending some time with the cat (#103)
- 20: “Pretty much the same” (#102)
- 17: Well, that is a unique name. (#101)
- 16: 8% Paycut (#100)
- 15: Cat vs. Therapist (#99)
- 14: So that’s why… (#98)
- 13: “Usually out of spite” (#97)
- 10: “Three wishes” (#96)
- 09: The bigger kids are always mean (#95)
- 08: Rubber shirts that only come in XXXL? WIN (#94)
- 07: We must put a stop to suffrage (#93)
- 06: Faces are hard to draw, ok? Jeez. (#92)
- 03: You’ve screwed me again, independence (#91)
- 02: Don’t ask me where I got a t-shirt 65 million years ago (#90)
- 01: “My hair is so full of body” (#89)
- June 2009 (22)
- 30: Are you sure that’s your name? (#88)
- 29: “Apple of my eye” (#87)
- 26: Point Break is always the wrong answer (#86)
- 25: Squeezed from the beaker (#85)
- 24: Uh-oh, the Earth asplode (#84)
- 23: The Name, pt. 2 (#83)
- 22: The Name, pt. 1 (#82)
- 19: Jumping on the bandwagon (#81)
- 18: “If I ruled the world” (#80)
- 17: Cat vs. Cat Burglar (#79)
- 16: The only way to calm a monster (#78)
- 15: I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board (#77) – Remake!
- 12: “Some women like pink” (#76)
- 11: Cat 5 :: Human 5 – Cat’s Revenge (#75)
- 10: “Freedom’s Penis” (#74)
- 09: 82% Vegetarian (#73) – Remake!
- 08: “Welcome to Washington D.C.” (#72)
- 05: Cat 4 :: Human 5 (#71)
- 04: Oh yeah, smack that ass. (#70)
- 03: Turns out, not so much. (#69)
- 02: “Hella” (#68)
- 01: No more tears (#67)
- May 2009 (20)
- 29: LOL OMGWTFBBQ (#66)
- 28: Trust me Mr. Cage, it wasn’t just that one. (#65)
- 27: She finds pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats. (#64)
- 26: Love at first bike (#63)
- 25: Clash of the tan lines (#62)
- 22: Cat 2 :: Human 1 (#61)
- 21: Some links are impossible to find (#60)
- 20: You can never be too careful. (#59)
- 19: The towel trick (#58)
- 18: I have been and always shall be, your friend…ly villain on Heroes. (#57)
- 15: The results are in! (#56)
- 14: “Thou shalt get your swerve on” (#55)
- 13: Asparagus! Asparagus! Put it on your taaaable. (#54)
- 12: The ladies totally dug me in 1984. (#53)
- 11: They grow up to be blastocysts so fast. (#52)
- 08: The Invisible Perv. (#51)
- 06: Keep your nose clean, kids. (#50!!!)
- 05: I guess his board should be made of ice? (#49)
- 04: Who says swine flu is a bad thing? (#48)
- 01: It’s snot right to do nothing, Pt. 3 (#47)
- April 2009 (20)
- 30: Tragedy in Booger Society, Pt. 2 (#46)
- 29: Tragedy in Booger Society, Pt. 1 (#45)
- 28: Maybe I could just lean up against a nice one. (#44)
- 27: One of these dudes worked in the Bush administration. (#43)
- 24: “Just turnin’ on the heater.” (Thanks, D.S.) (#42)
- 23: A cautionary tale that is simply bananas. (#41)
- 22: Monster booger (#40)
- 21: “421” (#39)
- 20: “Hey pet shop potatoes, change your name to rescue shelter potatoes. Thanks, XOXO PETA” (#38)
- 17: That granny is a bad seed. (#37)
- 15: Big bulge not included (#36)
- 13: Who wants a beard ride? (#35)
- 11: I’m “storming” the costume party this year. (#34)
- 10: It’s time you learned the truth. (#33)
- 09: Bunnies don’t lay eggs, kids. (#32)
- 08: You can be seen with the naked eye. (#31)
- 06: “Chicks dig STD shirts.” (#30)
- 03: Adventures in online gaming (#29)
- 02: Or, you’ve had a great idea and you’re doing a handstand. (#28)
- 01: Remember what day it is? (#27)
- March 2009 (13)
- 30: Cat 1 Human 0 (#26)
- 26: Go out and waste water, kids: It may save your life. (#25)
- 26: BBAB! (#24)
- 26: Wax Turds gets controversial. (#23)
- 24: To catch a predator. (#22)
- 18: Just another typical ‘SoCal’ celebrity sighting. (#21)
- 18: This is the outcome anytime Crocs are involved. (#20)
- 09: Sometimes you get sand in your crack. (#19)
- 09: Daylight savings blows. (#18)
- 05: Some people spell it catsup, and they’re weird. (#17)
- 04: I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? (#16)
- 04: Only you…can freak me out. (#15)
- 02: They make your feet stink. (#14)
- February 2009 (12)
- 24: Somebody pass me the butter. (#13)
- 24: If only H.G. Wells had started a religion. (#12)
- 24: Flowers would have been nice. (#11)
- 20: It’s all true, of course. (#10)
- 19: 4chan…I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. (#9)
- 19: Observations on the bus (#8)
- 18: Just another typical ‘SoCal’ night. (#7)
- 17: Just another typical ‘SoCal’ day. (#6)
- 17: “I thought it was just illegal…” (#5)
- 16: Leave my cucumbers alone! (#4)
- 12: 82% Vegetarian (#3)
- 12: “College credit” (#2)
- April 2008 (1)