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A travesty (#202)

This is a true story, you guys! I tried to buy a Twix, and it got stuck. So I was bummed and about to leave, and then ALL OF THE SUDDEN the machine started moving again and my Twix fell into the abyss. But the machine just kept moving, and yet another Twix fellow down, satisfying my hunger twice over! Perhaps these star-crossed candy lovers just could not part, or perhaps the vending gods were smiling upon me that day. Whatever the case, I consumed two very unhealthy snacks instead of one, and my life is a little better for it. Well, not literally of course.