Poop personified!

One of the many reasons you should mess with Texas (#190)

One day we're going to look back on all this hating gays stuff and think it was pretty silly. Except for Texas, of course. They will have seceded from the union, and will have Chuck Norris as a president. I WISH I COULD CLAIM THAT IDEA AS MY OWN, BUT OL' CHUCK HIMSELF SUGGESTED IT!!