Poop personified!

Hedonism (#140)

Dudes, I totally want this on my grave stone. Whether it is true or not! And I want Patrick Stewart to give my eulogy. Yes, I'm aware he doesn't know me and will probably be dead already by the time I die. Just use the audio of his speech from "Skin of Evil" when Tasha Yar dies. And if holograms are common place by that time (or even...holodecks!) make sure that he's in Star Fleet dress uniform, not the normal one! I WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL.